Firstly, with no disclaimers I’m going to say it; On-Air Personalities have a shitty salary scale. I said it, it’s out there!
Seas have parted, great walls have sunken! Before the submarine was invented, I conveyed my servant Jonah in the belly of a fish.
I was told I could have hypothyroidism, oh no, probably endometritis or no wait, the scans said multiple uterine fibroids and my pregnancy test all came back negative but she was in there some
My heart was heavy, my chest was burning, my eyes were red, my vision was blurry, my head was banging and my knees were weak. She held me, she hugged me, she said it was okay!
I had him exactly where I wanted him… tamed! Pants down, arms stretched out on the couch, his head thrown back in tired amazement! He’s been blown beyond redemption, no one, nothing could save him now!
Today has a face; bearded resolve, frantic and zestful merges with the boisterous gears of action
As the words were spoken he felt a change in the ozone, the Father was about to speak. When the bolt of lightning hit the top of the chapel
My ravenous urge to catch a glimpse of her cleavage - it's heavy I know, it weighs probably more than chains can hold, I ponder how they cling to her body as she leans back to take off her blouse...
In the shade of the unknownGrows a tree of doubtRight outside our houseOn fantasy Island, in the bay of dreamsDaddy pays it no mindMommy walks past it every TuesdayHer favorite route Each night it comes out to playShaking it leaves, dancing to inaudible tonesOur neighbors are asleep tooThey are not born of the nights call …
“Julz I’m sorry, I did not know. She was unexpected, I messed up your sheets, I’m so ashamed.” These were the words I could muster but he wasn’t disgusted, angry or sad, he just kept smiling.